Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Which do you prefer?

  • Unfortunately

  • Fortunately

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How this game works is, in a given scenario, you have to come up with a fortunate or unfortunate response to the previous statement.
For example, "Unfortunately, my favorite pizza place closed down."
Next participant, "Fortunately, I didn't want pizza."
Then another unfortunately, then a fortunately, and so on...

To begin:
Unfortunately, an angry gorilla lost his banana.