Make a good "Roses are red" joke!

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In this thread, you have to think of a good "Roses are red" rhyme. For example, a changed version of:
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
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After you make it, i'll give you a 1 to 10 rating of how funny I think it is. It won't be biased at all, it will just be based on my sense of humor.
You can also upvote a joke to show that you think it's funny!

*NOTE
Don't copy other people's jokes, please.
 

blockenuii

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#2
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I’m a potato
And so are you
:)
 

FqreverAlqne

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#3
Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
So stop saying they are
(these jokes aren't funny and aren't meant to be)
 
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I’m a potato
And so are you
:)
lol 6/10

Roses are red
Violets aren't blue
So stop saying they are
(these jokes aren't funny and aren't meant to be)
well i thought this was a good idea for a thread so eh :I
6/10
 

666Omnii

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#5
roses are red, I just got out of bed, we're all gonna die and god is dead.
 
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#7
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You smell like poverty
The one in the back does too. ;)
 

urbabe

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#9
roses are red
violets aren't blue
my wife took the kids

oh no
 
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#10
Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
I am l8 to this thread;
U probably are, too!

Omg i love this
 

blcssom

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#12
roses are red
blcssoms are pink
you are perfect
hang on gimme some time to re-think <:
 
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#13
roses are red..
violets are blue..
the server restarted
I hope u did too!!!!

-wat I say to haters-
 

FqreverFqded

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#14
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Katya should've won
All stars 2
 

brighhton

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#15
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
lavender is purple,
sunflowers are yellow,
daisies are white...
 

666Omnii

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#16
Roses are red
Auctions have bids
Karen let me see my kids
 

MerryIngmas

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#18
roses are red
violets are blue
im not cool
and neither are you
 
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#19
roses are red
violets are blue
I like minecraft
and u should tooooo
 

MerryIngmas

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#20
roses are red
violets are blue
snow is boring
and so am i