All the stupid jokes

Saraïve

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Let's make a CF Joke Thread and post as many jokes as possible
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Ok, so as the title says, I wan't to make a place where we can put all our jokes, stupid or good.

Of course, they have to:

-Follow the CF rules
-Be a joke (Not a riddle :T)
-Feel free to copy from online but don't re-send a message, so if one person sends a joke don't then also send the same one, get another one you fraud o-o
-No mEmEs

and yeh, have fun! :)
"I told my wife she raises her eyebrows to high.
She looked surprised."


Edit: I wasn't really sure where to put it :3
 

simulxtion

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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
 
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I was at a store and asked my friend jumbo what size did he wanted his drink-

He said jumbo sized




(Bad joke but he does go by jumbo so i just had to xD)
 

_OmniiPotent_

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wHy dId tHe cHicKeN cRoSs tHe rOaD?

tO gEt tO tHe oThEr sIdE hahhahahahaha
 

nnpappas

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Stop it, 2 fnny
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says gee it’s hot in here and the other muffin says
Ya ready?
Gee a talking muffin!
 

simulxtion

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Yummy muffins.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.
Why?
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
 

crousc

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#12
You know whats a good joke

































Jake Paul
 

Saraïve

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#14
Can Febuary March?

No, but April May!

:'D
 

KThxByeByeNow

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#15
hmm... jokes....

can't think of one my head is a little too empty rn
 

Beckyyyyyy

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#16
Why did Zac Efron cross the road?

He was going to the other side.

:D
 

_OmniiPotent_

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#17
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday, he said it was the most violent book he ever read.