All the stupid jokes

Saraïve

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Let's make a CF Joke Thread and post as many jokes as possible
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Ok, so as the title says, I wan't to make a place where we can put all our jokes, stupid or good.

Of course, they have to:

-Follow the CF rules
-Be a joke (Not a riddle :T)
-Feel free to copy from online but don't re-send a message, so if one person sends a joke don't then also send the same one, get another one you fraud o-o
-No mEmEs

and yeh, have fun! :)
"I told my wife she raises her eyebrows to high.
She looked surprised."


Edit: I wasn't really sure where to put it :3
 

Retsllihp

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Yummy muffins.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.
Why?
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
 
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